Friday, January 13, 2006


Subject: Men v. Women
Source: my inbox

If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators~

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, aftershave, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.

A woman... (removed by blog administrator :D

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new.

Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.-A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their dentist appointments,romances, best friends, favorite foods,secret fears, hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


  1. hellooooooo!
    michele sent me!
    love your list on men vs. women...
    have a great weekend

  2. That was all too true! lol

    Michele sent me!

  3. That was all too true! lol

    Michele sent me!

  4. That's really good Mar!!! Funny Funny Funny..and, a lot of truth there, too!

    I'm here from Michele tonight and when I came back from posting THERE YOU WERE, I'm happy to say!!!

  5. I've seen that one before, but it's still quite funny:-)

    The renting your blog thing is from Blog Explosion (you remember, the people who sent revolting commenters to my site!)

    When you sign up with BE you can earn credits in a number of ways - the easiest is to "surf" through other members blogs. Once you have credits you can use them to get more people to look at your site when they are surfing, play games, or rent someones blog. That means you get a window on their blog sidebar that click's through to your blog.

    Since I refuse to allow any BE members to surf into my site (You dcide where your credits will be spent), I recieve credits by renting out my blog. I put out an offer, then chose from all the blogs that apply, so I don't get stuck with some idiot who thinks I should kill off all my family! It's a nicer way to see new blogs IMO.

    I rented someone elses blog once, but wasn't too impressed with him. I might try it again when I've got more credit.

  6. More truthful words have seldom been spoken.

  7. Thanks Mrs. A for the explanation!!!


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