wordless wednesday [71]: can't miss it, even in French!

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happy friday

A happy friday doesn't include housework , that's why I am posting this gem from my mailbox. You may have seen this before as I had, but I still got a chuckle out of it!!

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!



I don't do windows because ...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company,I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because...I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous


I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..I don't want to get in Mother Nature's way,SHE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because... my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".


I don't stress much on anything because ..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!


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