Friday, May 18, 2007

happy friday

A happy friday doesn't include housework , that's why I am posting this gem from my mailbox. You may have seen this before as I had, but I still got a chuckle out of it!!


I don't do windows because ...I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt, then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company,I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because...I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..I don't want to get in Mother Nature's way,SHE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because... my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

REMEMBER . . . .


  1. Sorry now your "comments" just showed up when I published the once I put below !

  2. Aaah, it sounds like my type of cleaning! Thank you for giving me yet another excuse!! :) Here via Michele's today!

  3. You really love this awful french accent ? It gets so on my nerves especially when they are not even able to pronounce so simple words like pipeline (pippelinne) amongst others not to talk about the "h" ! It's a catastrophe and no effort is done ! Putin is Putain (hore in french) which they changed to Poutine (to be respectful) and all the other names, sometimes I don't even recognize them. All other nationalities make an effort to at least pronounce names correctly except the French ! Ask Claudie she thinks the same.

  4. LOL, LOL...I had not seen this one before Mar...but I certainly can identify with it...! Love that little Cartoon at the end, too....Very Funny! Hope you have a WONDERFUL weekend, my dear!

  5. I like you PHILOSOPHY, but then again I'm a man who like to find things LoL

    In Norway we have a saying: 'Better with some dust in the corner, than a clean hell':-)

    Thanks for you comments and greetings for our National Day. If you like the details from the celebration, your welcome over.

  6. AAAAAAAAAAAMEN! I am equally thoughtful of my guests too!

  7. My mother used to have this sign in our kitchen: Come in, sit down, relax, converse. Our house doesn't always look like this. Sometimes it's even worse.

    But I do have to weed the garden because it rained yesterday and the rain makes it easier.

  8. What a great philosopher you are. I'll print this one and frame it.

    Have a great weekend

  9. I love it! I plan to print this out and hand it to Hubby!

  10. Wow! Now I will never be stuck for a reason again LOL!

  11. I have to say that generally french people have a big problem with english language! here in south of France as you know Mar we have the midi accent: Midi accent + french accent in english! Aïe!
    I hate or love your philosophy because I practise it since I'm becoming a blogger addict and since I would want to have got a japonese robot to make the housework!


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